Comical, funny scenes for teenage and adult audiences.

(After a short ringing, the door opens. A middle-aged woman stands there, dressed modestly, in a long skirt. In her hands are brochures and books. She quietly repeats the memorized text under her breath)

Woman: Hello, tell me, do you believe in God? If you are having difficulties in life, you don’t know who to turn to...

(At the same time, her head slowly rises. The woman screams and faints. A demon with horns and a trident in his hands is standing on the threshold. Loud music is heard from the apartment, a guy in an angel costume runs out)

Angel: Listen, of course, I understand everything, it’s Halloween, but let’s not open the door anymore, otherwise the third fainting spell in the evening is too much...

Please fill us up, but at a higher price, at least every day!

(There is a knock on the door, a man is standing on the threshold, an alcoholic opens it for him)

Neighbor: Listen, you're flooding us!
Alcoholic: (hiccupping) How long ago?
Neighbor: Of course, a long time ago.
Alcoholic: Why didn’t you come earlier?
Neighbor: Because before, high-quality whiskey flowed from my ceiling, but now only cheap port! Do something about it.

An experienced massage therapist doesn’t care who comes for treatments

There is a knock on the door and a healthy middle-aged man opens it. On the threshold, a woman in a tight dress with bright makeup sticks out her leg.

Woman: Well, dear, I’m coming to you.
Man: Of course, I understand that there would be a lot of work for me here, but you are unlikely to come to me.
Woman: What, am I really not suitable?
Man: No, what are you talking about, your brisket is really okay, legs and thighs too, although the sirloin part let us down, but that’s okay. The masseur doesn't care. His door is next door, you are mistaken.
Woman: Who are you then?
Man: I'm a butcher, madam.

If Stalin had the Internet in ancient times

(A guy with a laptop bursts into Stalin’s office and busily places it on the table)
Stalin: What is this?
Guy: Internet
Stalin: And what do I need it for?
Guy: What's that like? Everything is written about everyone here.
Stalin: Come on, tell me, when will the war end?
Guy: (entering a request) May 9 next year.
Stalin: Hmm, good date, spring, I should write it down. What about our nuclear development?
Guy: Wikipedia says that the development of the first atomic bomb will end only in 1949.
Stalin: Okay, we won't have to wait long. Well, is there anything about me there?
Guy: Of course there is, Comrade Stalin! It is written: Joseph Vissarionovich was a state leader until his death in 1953...
Stalin: Whaaaat? What kind of death? Shoot!
Guy: But why me? That's what it says on the Internet.
Stalin: Who's in charge?
Guy: But there is no main thing, everything is on its own.
Stalin: Security, exile him to the Urals, no computers or Internet!

(The guy is taken away)

Stalin: Look, what young people have gone. In itself they have everything. Now I’ll write to Lavrenty Pavlovich, let him shoot the hackers, stop the production of computers, and let him direct all his efforts to atomic development.

Stalin always keeps his word and is ready for decisive action

(Stalin sits at the table with his entourage, 6 people in total. He takes out a chess piece from his bosom)

Stalin: You all know that the situation in our country is not easy. Therefore, I decided to choose a successor from among you, in case of emergency. The one who takes this figurine will become him.

(She throws the chess set on the table, those close to her rush to her, except for one. After grunting and confusion, the winner stands up with the piece held high.)

Stalin: Ay, well done! Send everyone to exile in Siberia, and you will be their boss. Stalin always keeps his word. And you (points to the one who remained sitting) will be shot. For lack of initiative! Security, take everyone away!

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Read the classics and become a fatal seductress

(A modestly dressed woman, clearly educated and intelligent, addresses a consultant in a bookstore)

Woman: Please tell me, do you have anything...well...how can I say this...well, something on such topics, you know...very intimate and frank...advice in general?

Seller: Of course there is, here you go “The Best Sex Lessons: How to Become a Seductress.”

Woman: I just have a daughter, she’s dating a boy. And they seem to be reading the classics, but don’t get me wrong, because I’m a mother, I’m worried.

Saleswoman: You would have said so right away, here you go!

(He takes out the volume “War and Peace.” The woman begins to leaf through the book, and among the pages we see packages of condoms. The woman looks at the saleswoman with wide open eyes, and she winks at her and nods)

What do young and old people buy in a bookstore?

(Scene in a bookstore. Cookery section)

Seller: Hello, how can I help you?
Buyer: Good afternoon. I'm looking for a book, it's called "About Tasty and Healthy Food."
Seller: You know, it is sold in two volumes. Which one do you need?
Buyer: Is there a fundamental difference?
Seller: Well, of course. The first volume is more often read by young people, it is called “About Tasty Food”, but the second volume is of interest to older people, it is called “About Healthy Food”.

Who will go to work and do things?

(Scene in a cell phone store. The salesman is showing the latest phone models to the customer)

Seller: Look, this model is very comfortable. This phone broadcasts everything you see directly to the Internet.
Buyer: What, and even from the bathroom?

Seller: Well, of course! Very cool, isn't it? But this model is suitable for those who really like to give likes. It has a keyboard that you can always carry with you, and a projector to see everything on any surface.
Buyer: Well, yes, and its price is appropriate, like a car...

Seller: Well, if this price doesn’t suit you, I can offer you a stunning model! There is everything, even a folding knife, a bill acceptor, a folding tent and a survival kit.
Buyer: How can I make calls from it?

Seller: Why would you call from him? This function was removed as unnecessary.
Buyer: No, this doesn’t suit me at all, goodbye.

Seller: No, wait! The best option for you from the popular pear company! This phone can do everything, it will even go to work for you!

Dad can do anything and more

(A young guy comes to the pharmacy where his father works)

Guy: Dad, hi, today the guys and I are going to the cottage.
Dad: Ha-ha, yes, yes, son, I understand, do you need anything with you?

Guy: Well, yes, you remember what happened last time... Come on, so that now there is enough for everyone, otherwise the girls will start squealing that they have been ruined all the fun, and the guys won’t like this situation either.
Dad: Olesya! Bring the largest pack of condoms from the warehouse. (The queue is warily watching what is happening.) And also bring a couple of bottles of iodine and brilliant green.

Guy: Do you think this is enough?
Dad: This time there will definitely be enough balloons for everyone, go blow them up and color them!

What kind of old ladies are there in queues these days?

(A scene in a pharmacy. There is a huge line, a wizened old woman comes up from behind, looks at all the people, tries to squeeze through, but they don’t let her in. Then she calmly takes out a mask-hat, puts it on, then a gun appears from her purse)

Old lady: Everyone on the floor, don’t move! This is a robbery!

(The line falls to the floor with a squeal, the old woman takes off her mask and confidently approaches the cash register)

Old lady: I’d like a couple of bottles of Corvalol, please, and two packs of Validol. Look what kind of people they are, you can’t survive without a gun!

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Burglars can also make mistakes and mix up apartments

(The room is dark, two robbers suddenly appear, lighting their way with flashlights, talking in a whisper)

First: It seems that everything is correct. The apartment is good, there is something to live on.
Second: Well, yes, gold, dishes, that chandelier... just like at my house. The owner is clearly wealthy.
First: Look, the plasma is huge! I've always wanted one like this!
Second: Give up this plasma, they cost a penny now, but they work every other time, I have the same one at home.
(He comes up, presses the buttons, nothing happens)
He's not working either. Let's look for the safe.

First: Already found it. The castle is complicated, I've never seen anything like it, we'll be fiddling around for a long time.
Second: Long... long... Give it here. (Confidently types the code, the safe opens)
First: Look how clever you are with him, have you met anyone like him before?
Second: (Sighs) Turn on the light, come on.
First: Why?
Second: This is my safe. Turn it on, I say.

The first robber turns on the light and spreads his hands.

How can you quickly get to your doctor?

(A wife and her husband make their way to the dentist’s office. The husband has a swollen cheek bandaged. He mumbles and whines listlessly)

Husband: Well, look at the queue here, we definitely won’t get in today, let’s go tomorrow.
Wife: Just wait, stop whining, now I’ll do everything.
Husband: Well, maybe it’s not necessary, I can be patient. It hurts less now, really, look.
Wife: I said that today means today. Wait.

(She pushes everyone away and breaks into the office, her voice can be heard from there)

Wife: What are you doing? Who taught you anyway? The instruments are completely dull, they are not disinfected, the assistant generally sleeps!

(Heart-rending female screams can be heard, the line to the office is slowly thinning, the husband sits white-faced, the wife leaves the office and addresses her husband in a hoarse voice)

Wife: Well, you see, I said that you will see a doctor today. Come on, come in. I’ll rush to the otolaryngologist, otherwise I’ve lost my voice.

When can hypnosis be useful in family life?

Option one:
(A woman enters a psychologist's office)

Woman: Hello. Last week my husband and I had a hypnosis session with you, remember? You also convinced him that he is a dog. So, this is still going on, can you help us?
Psychologist: I understand, bring him here, let’s return him to the image of a person.

Woman: No, you know, overall I’m happy with everything. The house is quiet, he is affectionate, plays with me, kisses me all the time, doesn’t drink, doesn’t watch football, doesn’t even plan to go fishing.

Woman: Make him stop dragging fleas from the street!

Option two:
(A man enters a psychologist's office)

Man: Hello. Last week my wife and I attended a hypnosis session with you. You convinced her that she is a cat, and this continues to this day. Can you help us please?
Psychologist: I understand, bring your wife here, let's return her to a human image.

Man: No, you know, in general, everything suits me. No screaming, no hysterics, I can easily drink beer with friends, she even let me go fishing.
Psychologist: And what is the problem then?

Man: Make her stop licking herself! And these hairballs are just disgusting!

Sometimes it is difficult to distinguish the patient from the psychiatrist

(The patient comes to see a psychiatrist)

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality
Doctor: And who are they?
Patient: One is me, and the second is you.
Doctor: So, do both exist?
Patient: Well, of course!
Doctor: Well, you're probably sick. And what does the second personality tell you?
Patient: That I'm sick and that you don't exist.
Doctor: How can I not exist if this is me?
Patient: But according to your logic, one of us shouldn’t exist.
Doctor: Can you see me?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: And I see you. Yes, something is not well with me...
Patient: Then give me a certificate that I am healthy.
Doctor: Yes, of course. And come see me tomorrow. Both.

The perfect girl will become your best friend

(Scene in a therapist's office, a patient enters with a deflated rubber doll under his arm)

Patient: Hello, doctor, my girlfriend and I are having problems.
Doctor: Where is your girlfriend?

Patient: Well, there she is. Everything was wonderful before, but now she is somehow sad, drooping, and out of shape. I don't know what to do. First I was referred to a psychiatrist. But for some reason they tried to treat me, not her. But everything is fine with me. Help us please.

Doctor: But do you understand that your girlfriend is rubber? And I treat people, living people, you know?

Patient: Why is it worse?! Beautiful, well-groomed, modest and quiet. She agrees with everything, never gets on my nerves, puts on what I want, puts on makeup the way I like. She doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, she has no friends. Doesn't change. Lets me drink beer and watch football.

(The doctor takes the doll, inflates it, returns it to the nervous patient)
Doll: Thank you. Honey, let's go to bed!

Patient: Thank you very much, I knew that you would help us!
Doctor: Eh, people are lucky. But I was a fool, I got married, and I remain a fool.

Funny short skits - fun ideas

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Detailed instructions for young dads on how to cook soup while their wife is not at home.

Differences between men and women:
conversation on the same topic

Your girlfriend (friend) got her hair cut. How do you react to this? Women's and men's views on the situation in the form of a funny scene.

A Guide for Those Who Want to Get Married

You all probably know that Anton Pavlovich Chekhov has a story called “A Guide for Those Who Want to Get Married.” Remember it, of course. But it must be said that this story was written a long time ago, when a man thought that he was choosing a woman who would later become his wife.

He doesn't think so now. Nowadays, a woman herself plans a lifelong sacrifice for herself, and then allows herself to be married.

Deaf wife

The husband suspected that his wife’s hearing had deteriorated and decided to consult a doctor.

Spies

A funny skit about spies for 2-4 people.

How to kick your husband out to the store for potatoes

Doctor

Doctor, dear, help. Please, help. I have constant glitches.

Blonde Josie

“On a fine autumn evening, blonde Josie stood at the window of the Fortignac castle, contemplating the magnificent landscape of Southern Provence. Henri came in..."

There is no sadder story in the world

Between the lines, where the limits tended to zero, he reads excitedly: “I love you”

How to Entertain Yourself During Your Last Exam

If you do go to the bottom, then do it in style. Failing the final exam can actually easily be turned into a show. How to do it? From scratch

(monologue of a computer science teacher)

First lesson? Yes, as usual... Physical damage? Assume no. One broken cable and a couple of connectors were unscrewed... Server? Hangs, naturally... Yes, that's right, as always in the first lesson, the children formatted the screw... Mice? No, the mice are still there. Will you come? By the evening? Will you do it?

Even-fail
What's in my hand: pass-fail, pass-fail...
- Test.

- I guessed it. Next!

Quest in the metro

Imagine two players who have played so hard that they perceive the Moscow metro as a quest.

The Three Little Pigs (parody of Belle)

I’ll throw myself into the water, drown myself to hell, but I won’t give up my own carcass to the wolf!

How three vectors turned one determinant to zero

In a certain space, in a certain subspace, a normalized well-ordered family of vectors - i 1, i 2 and i 3 - was given

Funny lectures

Civil defense, or Two lectures in one classroom

Higher mathematics... is a weapon of mass destruction.
Administrative statistical physics

Consider the Gibbs Grand Canonical Ensemble of one generalized vice-dean and N generalized students.

Amplifier

You are a person known throughout the institute. You, professor! And let someone say that this is not so! (patter) Then I, your favorite student... but I myself don’t know what I’ll do with him...

Radio nanny

Hello children! In the last program we taught you how to play preference.

Pupils

Did you know that there are more than a thousand schools in Moscow. And, probably, there are just as many opinions about how to teach in these schools. They argue about this in newspapers and magazines.

And so, by way of discussion, we offer you a number called “Schoolchildren”.

There's still something missing
But we have a Siamese chair. Have you sat in this? Japanese cactus. Have you seen this one?

- I was sitting on such a cactus. I saw a cactus on one guy's property! Mohair-bearing.

Scenario option

During the break, students break into pairs and walk along the corridor, talking about the dangers of smoking.

Students, students, students...

Students, students, students... Young people who manage to live on forty rubles a month with such splendor and scope as never before, without any bonuses. Those who are on vacation when everyone is working, and those who are working when everyone is resting.

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Dear residents!

It is planned to carry out a planned overhaul of the heating main in the courtyard of your house. In this regard, REU-7 apologizes in advance for the inconvenience caused, and also...

Attention!!!

Looking and climbing into hollows to smoke bees from there and taste the honey IS FORBIDDEN AND TERMINATED...

Hunting

Her goal is a strange two-legged mammal, sometimes unshaven, sometimes with a drunken odor, always dissatisfied with something, extremely self-confident, but sometimes still bringing rare moments of joy to a woman (of course, after it has been driven and caught).

Faust or again about beer

Several cool, funny skits that will help you amuse any audience.

"MISUNDERSTANDING" SCENE FOR TWO.

She: Hello!

Him: Hello!

She: What are you talking about?

Him: I carry different things.

She: Awkward? Why are they awkward?

Him: You yourself are absurd, as I can see. I carry different things. Different! Understood? Here, I bring chalk.

She: What did you fail?

Him: Leave me alone!

She: But you say “failed.” What did you fail?

Him: I’m bringing chalk!!! You need to listen. I'm carrying chalk. Mishka. He will need it.

She: Well, if his wife gets it for him, why are you talking about it?

Him: Wife? Which wife? Is this Mishka’s wife? Oh, you joker! I said: “He’ll have to.” It will be necessary, that is.

She: That's it!

Him: And I also have good news for Mishka: I found the brand that he had been looking for for so long.

She: Tamarka?

She: And nothing? Cute?

Him: Beautiful. So green.

She: Wait, wait... Is that her hair, green or something?

Him: Who has hair?

She: Yes, at Tamarka!

He: Which Tamarka?

She: Well, you said it yourself: “Tamarka was found...”

Him: Ta! Mark! The brand, you know, that Mishka has been looking for for a long time. There's an arch drawn there!

She: Yeah! After all, Tamarka is drawn! Drawn, right? That's what I would say.

Him: Get rid of your Tamarka, you stupid head! The arch is drawn there! Arch! Can't you even understand this? I have no time!

She: Bye! Be careful not to lose your awkward things.

Him: Fuck you!

She: Yes! Stop, stop!

Him: Well, what else?

She: Say hello.

She: Knows who: Tamarka, Mishka and Mishka’s wife!

FUNNY SKETCH ABOUT SCHOOL
Teacher: Smirnov, go to the board, write down and analyze the sentence.
Student Smirnov comes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates, and the student writes down: “Dad went to the garage?”
Teacher: Ready? We are listening to you.
Smirnov: Dad is the subject, gone is the predicate, going to the garage is the preposition.

Teacher: Guys, who can come up with a sentence with homogeneous members?
Student Tyulkina raises her hand.
Teacher: Please, Tyulkina.
Tyulkina: There were no trees, bushes, or grass in the forest.

Teacher: Sobakin, come up with a sentence with the numeral “three?”.
Student Sobakin: My mother works at a KNITTING factory.

Teacher: Rubashkin, go to the board and write down the sentence.
Teacher: The guys caught butterflies with nets.
Rubashkin writes: The guys were catching butterflies with glasses.
Teacher: Rubashkin, why are you so inattentive?
Rubashkin: What?
Teacher: Where have you seen bespectacled butterflies?

Teacher: Meshkov, what part of speech is the word dryish??
Student Meshkov stood up and remained silent for a long time.
Teacher: Well, think about it, Meshkov, what question does this word answer?
Meshkov: What kind? Dryish!

Teacher: Antonyms are words that are opposite in meaning. For example, fat - thin, cry - laugh, day - night. Petushkov, now give me your example.
Student Petushkov: Cat - dog.
Teacher: What does a cat and a dog have to do with it??
Petushkov: Well, how about that? They are opposites and often fight with each other.

Teacher: Sidorov, why do you eat apples in class?
Sidorov: It’s a pity to waste time during recess!
Teacher: Stop it now! By the way, why weren't you at school yesterday?
Disciple Sidorov: My older brother fell ill.
Teacher: What do you have to do with it?
Sidorov: And I rode his bike!
Teacher: Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
Sidorov: And the day after tomorrow?
Teacher: Sushkina, come up with a sentence with an appeal.
Sushkina: Mary Ivanna, call!

ANNOYING CONSULTANT.

BUYER: Tell me, do you have a book? 100 Great Idols of the 20th Century??
CONSULTANT: She's been gone for a long time
BUYER: HUH? WE SPEAK RUSSIAN with Marina Koroleva??
CONSULTANT: No. But can I recommend? Dahl's EXPLANATORY DICTIONARY?
BUYER: I'm not interested. Is there a book? French??
CONSULTANT: There is no such thing
BUYER: Eh? TWILIGHT? for my daughter?
CONSULTANT: No either.
BUYER: Huh?
CONSULTANT: (interrupts) Do you have a book? How to leave the consultant and look for books yourself?

SKETCH ABOUT SCHOOL

Ivanov: Where are you going?
Sidorkin: I'll quit algebra! They will ask me, but I am not ready.
Ivanov: Come on! They ask those who have it written all over their faces? I’m not ready!?.
Sidorkin: You see!
Ivanov: So you have to act as if you are ready! Autotraining!
Sidorkin: What?
Ivanov: Self-hypnosis! Repeat after me: I’m all ready for algebra!
Sidorkin: I’m all ready for algebra
Ivanov: I completed my homework!
Sidorkin: I did my homework
Ivanov: All three problems and five exercises!
Sidorkin: All three problems and five exercises! How many???
Ivanov: Don't get distracted
During auto-training, they did not notice how the teacher entered the class.
Teacher: Sidorkin, what do I hear, are you ready for the lesson?!! Go to the board.
Sidorkin confidently walks towards the board.
Sidorkin: I’m all ready for algebra! I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: Well, write exercise 87 on the board
Sidorkin: I did my homework! All three tasks and five exercises!
Teacher: I don’t understand anything! Show me your notebook!
Sidorkin carries a notebook. The teacher is watching.
Teacher: Sidorkin, Sidorkin! And how confidently he walked... Two! Sit down.
Sidorkin and Ivanov are sitting at a desk. There is a premonition of trouble on Sidorkin’s face.
Sidorkin: Eh, at home they’ll ask: “How was it at school?” - And I'm screwed.
Ivanov: We need auto-training. Repeat after me: I’m doing great in algebra! And good in physics! The glass broke on its own during recess!
Sidorkin: now I’ll hit you with an auto-trained hand

Humor has been and remains an integral part of human life. Moreover, he occupies far from the last place in it. This is part of the culture of society, taking its origins into the distant past. The need for irony and a humorous and condescending view of some things appeared in tribal society. It was then that professional jesters appeared who knew how to find humor and mock the contradictions of the surrounding reality. Moreover, only they were allowed to laugh at absurdities and incidents.

Humor as the most important component of relaxation

Everyone is allowed to joke these days. The ability to see the comic is especially important these days - a modern person will have a hard time if he does not perceive ridiculous and sometimes absurd circumstances with humor. Aside from its cultural value, this ability is widely accepted by society and even endorsed by modern medicine, after all. It’s safe to say that laughter prolongs life, and humor completely erases traces of stress, anxiety and fatigue from the face.

A skit as part of the holiday

Humor is an opportunity to turn even ordinary gatherings into a fun and useful pastime. This is especially true for a group of friends, which cannot be imagined without jokes, pranks and laughter. In this regard, a humorous skit acts as a means and tool in achieving the main goal of the company - to rest and relax. Staging can decorate any event and turn it into a celebration. They will be appropriate for corporate parties, anniversaries, New Year's meetings, graduations and weddings. The skit can be evaluative and satirical, ridiculing absurd things, or simply interpret some phenomena humorously. Any means are good for this - wordplay, exaggeration or understatement, parody, double meaning or friendly banter.

Rules for a humorous skit

It doesn’t matter at all whether the humorous scene follows the script or is played out impromptu. The essence itself is important - laughter, good mood and a relaxed state of the audience. There are special techniques and rules for this:

• It is important not to overplay! Irony should not be directed at the personalities of those present. Especially if the skit is based on a fable, none of the participants should feel humiliated.
• Funny humorous scenes will only benefit if they use appropriate scenery, costumes and other little things. They are the ones who set the tone and mood!

• The more participants are involved in the skit, the more fun it will be.
• Cool humorous scenes should be dynamic, lively and emotional.

• Even if a humorous skit is planned according to a special program, it is still necessary to leave room for impromptu. The script should be flexible and ready for additions.

Scenes based on fairy tales

Of course, first of all, for a cheerful company you need funny and cool scenes. Humorous sketch scenarios are easy to write based on fairy tales. All adults are former children, which means you can safely use a popular fairy tale or fable, play out the introduction beautifully - and the production is ready. Such fairy tales as “Turnip”, “Kolobok”, “The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats”, “Teremok”, “Sleeping Beauty”, “Cinderella” and others are played out very interestingly. Much depends here on the acting skills of the participants and on the imagination of the audience. But it’s unlikely that anyone will remain indifferent when, according to the fairy tale “Ivan Tsarevich and the Gray Wolf,” Ivan and his beloved princess saddle up a horse and gallop off to ask for their parents’ blessing.

Pantomimes and shapeshifters

A humorous scene in the form of a pantomime and a reversal fairy tale will evoke no less emotions. There are no words in pantomime, but it is easy to show artistry, plasticity and emotionality. How many emotions will be evoked by a participant trying to portray himself as the sad brownie Kuzya. And in the changelings, the names alone are worth it - you still need to guess what fairy tale we are talking about:

• “Silver Fox and 2 Giants” - “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs”;
• “Slender Mare” - “The Little Humpbacked Horse”;
• “The Green Slipper” - “Little Red Riding Hood”;
• “Crusk” - “Kolobok”;
• “Srat in tomato” - “Goldfish”;
• “Frying” - “Morozko”;
• “Rusty Lock” - “Golden Key”, etc.

Example for a scene

It would be welcome if the fairy tale was rewritten in a new way. An example script for a humorous scene might look like this:

"Teremok"

Decoration in the form of a cardboard sheet with cut-out windows with shutters. Russian folk melodies and costumes:

• The presenter wears a belted shirt and a sign with the inscription “Sale” in his hands;
• Mouse - Mickey Mouse costume;
• Frog - bright green overalls and a bright umbrella;
• Hare - Stepashka's costume from "Good night, kids!";
• Chanterelle - Serduchka's outfit;
• Wolf - gray suit and hat with earflaps;
• Bear - felt boots and a fur coat.

The presenter comes out first and tries to install the sign:

And if the house is empty in vain, who will pay taxes?

At this time the Mouse appears:

Oh, ownerless little mansion!

The host notices the guest, gets scared and disappears behind the stage. The mouse, not noticing the inscription, goes behind the decoration.

A frog appears and looks at the inscription:

I don’t know what “Salo” means, but I’m already interested!

He goes behind the decoration and appears in the window together with the mouse. Mouse:

How did you get here?

So the door was not locked!

Well, okay, since it wasn’t locked... stay alive.

Is this a women's dormitory?

Will you be our lodger?

The hare agrees.

Fox runs after:

And let me in as a lodger!

One is enough for us! - answers the Mouse.

What if as a cleaner?

I would have said so right away!

The fox comes in, and the hare is sent to fetch water. He approaches the well and accidentally falls into it. The wolf comes out and notices the hare's ears:

Looks like someone's in trouble... - sniffing - and I think he'll be good for lunch!

He gets the hare, he squeaks, and the wolf lets him go. The hare runs into the mansion, the wolf follows him. Shouts of “Catch the hooligan!” can be heard. When the noise subsides, a bear appears. Reads on the sign “And-by-the-ka”:

Oh, this is where they will help me! - knocks.

Mouse and a bear appear from the window shouting “Mouse!” hastily leaves.

Well, actually, I'm not alone here! - Mouse shouts after him.

Characters appear from behind the scenery as they appear, all in unison:

Now we will all live here and pay all contributions until retirement!

The example given is easy to adapt to any event, and most importantly, it can involve a large number of participants and give them the opportunity to imagine themselves.

In the fall, children go to school, and the main task of adults is to get them ready to study after the summer holidays. No need to read standard speeches! Approach the meeting of children with imagination and humor, show that this year a lot of interesting things await them, and not just lessons. The best option for entertainment is children's sketches about school: funny situations from student life are close to children of all ages and are interesting to parents and teachers. The main thing is not to drag out the performance - children's attention is more likely to be attracted by a quick change of scenery and characters than by a long performance. Funny short skits for children will help you out in any situation: at the first of September assembly, at the Christmas tree, and at the cool “light”.

School skit “Eureka!”

Feel free to involve adults in the skits. If a child plays a miniature teacher, and the student Petya is a real teacher, it will be even more fun!

Scenario:

U: Well, Petya, answer. Who is Archimedes?

P, thoughtfully looking for the correct answer on the ceiling: Well, this... what's his name... ancient scientist. He's still "Eureka!" screamed in the bathroom.

U: So. And what is this “Eureka!”?

P looks at the audience, trying to get a hint from them. Answers hesitantly: I think it means "found".

Uh, nodding with satisfaction: So what did he find, Petya?

P, scratching the back of his head: In the bathroom? Probably soap!

School skit “Paris - the capital of Italy”

A boy and a girl are sitting at a desk:

D: Van, imagine if you met old man Hottabych, or a goldfish... What would you ask for?

M, dreamily: I want Paris to become the capital of Italy!

D, surprised: Oh, why?!

M: And that’s what I answered yesterday in geography. Imagine how surprised the teacher would be...

Correct answer

In a short skit for children, 2 characters take part: an arithmetic teacher and a student Petrov. The characters act out a short scene:

U: Petrov, answer: four divided by two - how much is it?

P: What should we divide, Ivan Ivanovich?

U: Well, share, for example, apples.

P: Apples? And between whom and whom?

U: Let's say between you and Vasechkin.

P: Three - for me, Vasechkin - one!

U: Why so?

P: Because, Ivan Ivanovich, Vasechkin owes me one apple.

U: Hmm...Doesn't he, by any chance, owe you carrots?

P: No, no carrots.

U: Amazing. Then share. How much will it be: four carrots divided by two?

P: Four! And let Vasechkin take everything.

U: How do you mean "four"? Why?

P: Yes, I don’t like carrots, Ivan Ivanovich.

U: Missed it again!

P: So how much is correct?

U: And I’ll put the correct answer in your diary now, Petrov!

Such a creative approach to school life will bring a festive mood, reveal the child’s talents and inspire him to new knowledge and victories. Come up with scenes and scenery together, engage your child in the preparation process, create a creative atmosphere, and the school year will be easy, interesting and exciting.